Soft But Not Available For Mistreatment Shirt — Funny Bunny Axe Graphic Tee | Funny Shirt

This tee speaks softly but stands firm. A gentle watercolor bunny, hand-lettered with “Soft but not available for mistreatment,” sits like a quiet border on your chest — a small, warm statement that says you’re kind, but not to be taken for granted. The garment-dyed cotton has a worn-in, lived-in feel from the first wear: slightly faded edges, substantial weight, and a roomy, relaxed cut that moves with you. It slides into slow mornings with coffee, low-key hangouts with friends who appreciate dry humor, or cottagecore days when you want your outfit to whisper kindness and clear boundaries at once. Subtle, personal, and a little wry — this shirt feels like something you’d reach for when you want to wear your values without shouting them.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable softness
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and subtle vintage texture
- Relaxed, roomy fit with tubular (no side seams) construction for clean comfort
- Double-needle stitching and sewn-in label for lasting durability
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors to suit many preferences

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Please note: Shirt and design colors may vary slightly due to lighting, screen settings, fabric batches, and production processes. These minor differences are normal and do not affect the quality of the product. If you have any questions about sizing or custom requests, feel free to send us a message! 🚀

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean